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The Bubblegum Gang’s Villain Of The Week - Regina George

Notable Catch Phrases:

”Boo, you whore!”
”Get in loser, we’re going shopping.”
”At least you guys can wear halters. I’ve got man shoulders.”

Why She’s Hated:

It’s widely considered that evil takes a human form in Regina George. At one time or another, we have all felt personally victimised by her. People also dislike her for her amazingly good looks - even in a spinal halo she still looks fierce.

Why You Should Love Her:

She may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag; but in reality, she’s so much more than that. Regina George is flawless. She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. I hear her hair is insured for $10,000 and she does car commercials… in Japan. Her favourite movie is Varsity Blues. One time she met John Stamos on a plane, and he told her she was pretty. I hear that even getting punched in the face by her is an awesome experience.

We should all love Regina George… just not too much or she might start a rumour that you’ve got a big, lesbian crush on her.

Also, her face smells like peppermint.